What's a guy gotta do to get a drink in this joint?

I'm sitting on the counter in the bathroom and you would think somebody would get the hint and turn the faucet on for me to get a drink, but nooooo.  What do they think I'm up here for, other than maybe to stare at my magnificent  reflection.  When I look in the mirror I see a mountain lion.  All I want is the faucet turned on or at the very least some water in a paper cup.  How much is that to ask, huh?  I know I have water in my bowl in the kitchen, which gets changed everyday, but it's just not the same.  It's more fun to drink out of the bathroom sink.  A nice little change of pace.  When I first started drinking a lot of water and demanding it every time someone would walk into the bathroom, it was one of the first sign that some thing was wrong.  When my glucose level is too high I get really bad thirsty.  But right now would someone please, please turn on the water so I can play in the sink! I also want to give a shout out to my new friends on the site Stella, Mabel, Psycho and Aunt Sharon.