My people really dropped the ball!

Don't the people in this house understand that I am the top priority around here.  The world does revolve around ME!  They let me run out of my special food yesterday, in addition to the other insults previously discussed.  Then ran out to the dollar store and bought the most craptacular garbage that I refused to eat.  So I started bright and early at 5 am waking them up to get me my proper food.  Once I got the good stuff in the bowl, then I unfortunately screwed up and over ate.  Which resulted in some carpet shampooing taking place, you know what I'm talking about.  It's still all their fault though, they shouldn't run out of my food.  I don't ask a lot for what I give in return.  I guard the house, wake them up, provide them with companionship and give them something to talk about.  What more can they ask for, they do say I am a special guy.  Well have a great week all, I'm gonna go find a sunny spot or maybe watch the birds for a while.