Kitty Kitty Butt Munch is not a cute nickname!

My name is Pumkin, P-U-M-K-I-N!  Enough will all the weird nicknames!  I am not Pumkin Pie, Pie, Sleepy Pie, Creepy Pie, Pukey Pie or Stinky Pie.  I do not want to be called Buttmunchicus, Butt Munch or any other form of this.  I do not like being called Fat Kitty, because I have lost 6 pounds in the last 6 months.  And just to keep it PG for my younger friends out there I will not even list some of the other so called terms of endearment that are utilized in this house.  I do not even find Punky an acceptable nickname. The latest one is also not ok with me, Junky Cat.  It's an illness you guys, the only addiction I have is to the water from the bathroom sink.  I am an orange kitty born shortly before Halloween 1999, therefore Pumkin is a perfectly legit name.  I like my name just fine thank you. I do appreciate being able to vent.  Hope you all have a Happy Halloween and good trick or treat weather.  Peace out from the Pumkin Patch.